Weekend Linkfest

Gateway Pundit: Dems Pass Largest Tax Increase In History

Michelle Malkin: EPA Plays Hide And Seek With Suppressed Report

Six Meat Buffet: 8 Turncoat Republicans That Need To Lose Their Jobs

Moonbattery: An Obamacare Preview

Doug Ross: 10 Questions ABC's Obamacare Infomercial Forgot

Jammie Wearing Fool: This Is Mark Stanford's Girlfriend?

Innominatus: Silly Noob, Noox Are For Kids!

Jim Treacher: Obamicon: Iran's Robust Debate

IMAO: A Solution To The Politician Problem

Iowahawk: Lucky White Sox Fans Get Mini-Bats, $800 Billion Bailout Promotion

Friday's Funny: Weird Al

In regards to Michael Jackson's untimely passing away yesterday, I thought this would be a fun tribute to Jacko and posting one of Weird Al Yankovich's parodies. Enjoy, and R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Regardless of what you thought of him, he did produce some decent music in the 80's, and made it possible for lampoons such as this:

The Classy Left Attacks Sarah's Kids Again

Sarah Palin's kids are under attack again. This time, it's by Sarah's crazed internet stalker Linda Biegel, who calls herself "Celtic Diva" and has made a cottage industry of filing frivolous "ethics complaints" against Sarah; none of which have gone anywhere. This bitch (there really is no other words) is now mocking Trig Palin through a crude, insulting Photoshop caricaturing his Down's Syndrome features as an attack against a radio talk show host. The left remains ever so classy. Take a look at the kind of woman who can't deal with a successful, attractive conservative woman.

Nuff Said.

How’s that “Scientific Consensus” working out for ya?

Global Warming threatens to "obliterate" the breeding season for migratory birds. And by Global Warming, I mean, record cold temperatures and neverending winter in northern Canada.

May temperatures in northern Manitoba were almost four degrees C below the long-term average of -0.7, and in early June, temperatures averaged three degrees below normal.

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration images confirm snow and ice blanket all of northern Manitoba, part of northern Ontario and almost all of the eastern Arctic as of June 12. U.S. arieal flight surveys confirm the eastern Arctic has no sign of spring so far.

"I have lived in Churchill since the 1950s, and this the latest spring I have ever seen here," said local resident Pat Penwarden. "The spring of 1962 was almost this bad."

Six-foot snowdrifts blocked Churchill-area roads. A thick blanket of snow, in places three- and four-feet deep, coated 90 per cent of the local taiga in northern Manitoba.

Remember, Congress on Friday is going to vote to raise taxes $3,000 per family per year and obliterate 3,000,000 jobs in the name of ManBearPig. (Which the legislation would do practically nothing to alleviate anyway.)

So Long California, And Thanks For All The Fish

Central California is going through a pretty rough time thanks to the anti-human Caliban in charge. These dolts would rather save a two inch fish that somehow made its way into the waters of the San Joaquin Valley than have water for the humans. Comedian Paul Rodriguez appearing here on Hannity says this is no laughing matter.



And the libs knew this was going to happen, to quote California Department of Water Resources directing moonbat Lester Snow, "Our actions to save the smelt will place a real hardship on some water users in the Bay Area". How about saving the farmers, for crying out loud?

Will Concealed Carry Play In Peoria?

Even though this is more of a local story for me, it also might peak some interest nationwide. Peoria mayor Jim Ardis is doing something right by advocating for our city to become the anti-Chicago and allowing for law-abiding citizens to engage in their 2nd Amendment rights against the growing crime rate here.

In a PJ Star online poll, the majority of the city supports concealed carry in Peoria. Nationwide, even more Americans agree that the citizens do have a right to keep and bear arms.

I haven't a clue on why the liberals want law abiding citizens to become less and less readily available to defend themselves. If it were fully up to them, they would ban Super Soakers. But here (ala that hack David Letterman) is a 10 top reason for less gun control.

10. When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
9. Guns don't kill people, but they make the bullets go much faster to kill people with.
8. Criminals don't obey gun control laws either.
7. Expecting criminals to care that they are breaking the law when carrying a concealed weapon is like expecting a terrorist to care if his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces.
6. For some reason, "gun free zones" seem to have the most gun deaths.
5. An armed society is a polite society. Manners would be important when your life depends on it.
4. Criminals love gun control laws. It makes their job safer.
3. Women are much safer against a rapist with a gun in their purse than a condom. (And chicks with guns are even hotter)
2. Would you rather be a gun owner or a victim?

And finally the number 1 reason for less gun control, is...

1. Buy a gun, piss off a liberal and support the Constitution.

I certainly hope concealed carry passes in Peoria. If so, rest assured that the high crime rate here would go down substantially.

Ignorance and Duplicity on Crap and Trade

The Teleprompter Messiah changes his tune.

This is what the TM said in today's Press Conference about Crap and Trade.

“At a time of great fiscal challenges, this legislation is paid for by the polluters who currently emit the dangerous carbon emissions that contaminate the water we drink and pollute the air we breathe.”

Yes, The iWon is so utterly ignorant of basic economics he thinks that "polluters" (i.e. the people who produce the energy we all use) will pay the crap and trade tax without passing the costs to consumers.

Beyond that, compare the above quote to what he told the San Francisco Comical in 2008:

"Under my plan of a cap and trade system electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket. Businesses would have to retrofit their operations. That will cost money. They will pass that cost onto consumers."

Is the Teleprompter Messiah lying or just stupid? How do you Obama-moonies reconcile the two contradictory statements from the Dear Leader? Perhaps electricity rates will skyrocket, but someone else will pay them. Magical Unicorns, perhaps.

Bizarro! Obama Defends Bush From Media Criticism

Ain't that cute.......... but it's WRONG!



Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Good on the current president for recognizing Bush has, and still is receiving unfair treatment from the press. Doesn't mean that he is right in his lackluster foreign policy though. I mean, what kind of person invites the despotic regime in Iran to have picnics here on our holiday in the midst of extreme bloody chaos carried out by their leaders?

I don't imagine that Reagan would have invited Gaddafi over for tea let along this slap in the face that Obama's doing.

Weekend Linkfest

Gateway Pundit: More on the Iranian protests.

Michelle Malkin: The Obamacare Horror Story You Won't Hear

American Thinker: Obama Health Plan On The Ropes

Conservative Mama: Gibbs Defends Socialist Healthcare With Zero Examples Of Success

JihadWatch: The Two State Road To Nowhere

Moonbattery: PETA Recruits Che Guevera's Granddaughter

Right Wing News: Can The U.S. Afford To Let California Fail?

I Hate The Media: (Video) CNBC's Jim Cramer "Everybody Wishes Obama Would Just Sort Of Go Away"

Ace Of Spades: What's In A Name? (Dr. Evil and Barbara Boxerface)

Steven Crowder: Embryonic Stem Cells and The Return Of Crazy Pete

Also, to all the dads and granddads out there, have a great Father's Day weekend.

Friday's Funny: Nervous Weatherman

I know. This video clip is pretty old, but still it makes me both chuckle and feel sorry for the poor guy. Just imagine him on a date.



If you have a link you'd like to submit for tomorrow's linkfest, send me an email or comment below.

Dumbed Down America - If Moonbats Were In Charge

This video clip is very revealing. Selfish, hateful, arrogant, and ignorant people (who probably voted for Teh Won this last election) are given a choice on what they would do if in charge of the country.



Although I do like the one guy with the red ballcap's (turned sideways like a true douche) answer.

Comment below if you want: What would you do if you were in charge of America? This might be interesting.

My answer... First thing, send all the clowns in this video to a mandatory 9th grade civic and government class.

ABC - Another Barack Channel Pushes For Obamacare

A huge example of blatant media bias. This just hot off the presses at Drudge:

ABC TURNS PROGRAMMING OVER TO OBAMA; NEWS TO BE ANCHORED FROM INSIDE WHITE HOUSE
Tue Jun 16 2009 08:45:10 ET

On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!

Highlights on the agenda:

ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.

The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.

So much for a "fair and balanced" media. Charlie Gibson and the rest of the lemmings at ABC News are pushing for Obama to ration our healthcare, limit prescriptions, bring about huge waits the likes of what is seen in Canada and Great Britain. Meanwhile, any dissenting opinion will not be tolerated as the GOP got the boot from ABC.

Of course, just like in Soviet Russia, The Party will have no problems getting good healthcare and access to the best doctors. Charlie Gibson and the rest of the lemmings will be treated with the best medicine that there is to offer, while the rest of us wait weeks (if we're lucky) for simple procedures and surgeries, and the elderly... in order to save costs, will likely receive no treatment.

Obamacare will bring about another nightmare in medicine like we've seen in Cuba. But don't expect the media, who is without a doubt a mouthpiece for the Democrat party, to speak out about it.

The Peep's Cube on Lecherman

TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR DAVE AND CBS:

10. Anything Goes Here As Long As It's Not About A Liberal

9. Obama Jokes...Never Did 'Em, Never Will!

8. Bring On The Innocent Underage Daughters Of People We're Trying To Demonize

7. Bush. Too Stupid To Think Up The Really Cool Child-Rape Jokes

6. Remembering Comedy's Prime Directive: To Support Democrats

5. Biden? No, We Can't Think Of Anything Funny About Biden.

4. Why Are We Still Doing Palin Jokes? Because We're "Edgy!"

3. All this and Dan Rather, too!

2. Why The Obsession With The Super Hot Alaska Governor? Have You SEEN Mrs. Letterman?
!?!

And the number one new slogan for Dave and CBS:

1. Sure Our Ratings Are Tanking, But We've Still Got Our Dignity!

- The People's Cube

(Also... Fisking a left-winger's response to the controversy)

The Demise of Conservatism Has Been Greatly Exaggerrated

I keep hearing that conservatives are all but extinct, yet nearly twice as many Americans identify as conservative versus liberal. One almost suspects that the MSM stories of the Death of Conservative may be some sort of deliberate distortion, but surely our fair and objective media/ right-wing corporate owned media would not deliberately play down America's conservatism. What possible agenda could lead them to do that?

The Inconvenient Truths About Socialized Health Care

George Will on This Week with George Sunffleupaguss, via NewsBusters.

GEORGE WILL: Now, there are four arguments for the public option. One is, in the president’s words, it will keep them honest. To try to preserve the government as a lagoon of honesty, you can argue, refuted by anybody who reads any budget of any administration.

Second, he says, it will play by the same rules as the private insurers, and therefore, won’t drive them out of business. If you play by the same rules, as you said to the secretary, what’s the point?

WILL: Third, it’s necessary to give what Secretary Sebelius said a choice to the consumers. There are 1,300 entities offering healthcare plans in this country. Another one isn’t going to change that.

WILL: Finally, there’s the argument that the American people are not smart enough to handle something as complicated as healthcare and have a competitive market. They’ve done rather well in computers.

WILL: Donna [Brazile], you talk about the 46, 47 million uninsured. Fourteen million of them are already eligible for other government programs and haven’t signed up. Ten million are in households with household incomes of $75,000 a year and could afford it if they wanted to.

Furthermore, an enormous number in that 47 million are not American citizens. Sixty percent of the uninsured in San Francisco are not citizens

In summary, if you believe the government is honest, efficient, and competent then, by all means, let the takeover health care. I would only ask you to submit proof that the government is any of those.

OMG! They killed health care! You bastards!

Weekend Linkfest

Michelle Malkin: Obama's Americorps Scandal

Hot Air: Video: Palin On Today (and some commentary from Ed Morrisey)

American Thinker: D.C. Double Barrel Duplicity

Gateway Pundit: Smoker-In-Chief Praises Government's Big Tobacco Grab

Moonbattery: NASA Employees Commanded To Honor Pervert Pride Month

The Jawa Report: Do The British Hate Themselves?

Interested Participant: San Fransisco's Tough Trash Laws

The Resistance: 8 Simple Truths The Left Won't Admit

First Conservative: California Screaming The Movie... starring the Jerkinator.

I Own The World: Behind the scenes at the Late Show as Letterman comes up with Palin jokes

Iowahawk brings two gems this week, so enjoy both D.C. Garage and how to turn unemployment into FUNemployment.

As an extra special treat better than Christmas and your birthday combined, my two favorite Vloggers, Zo and Steven Crowder come together in a video showing what everyday Republicans are all about (at least from the media's perspective).

Have a good weekend, everyone.

Friday's Funny: Awesome Super Powers (Ruined By Science)

Most of us are hoping that, through some kind of nuclear accident or other, we'll wind up with super powers. It's just a matter of time, right?

If you could pick what power you wind up with, what would you take? It's not as easy a choice as it sounds, because as it turns out, you can expect some pretty annoying (or deadly) side effects.

#7. Flight

Hey Guys, Check This Out!

Man, who doesn't want to be able to fly? You can laugh at gravity, zoom through the air unaided, like Superman or Neo or several thousand species of bird. And, like them, maybe find out what it's like to take a dump in mid-air. What are they going to do, arrest you? Only if the cops have a damned jet.

Oh Sh*t...

So how fast are you going up there? Were you assuming you'd get super speed to go along with your flight? OK. Have you seen what a bird can do to a jet engine at high speed? Imagine what it does to your face. Yeah, that's why anything going faster than a hang glider has a windshield up there.
But if instead just you're flying at about the same speed you run, then, well, you're like that old couple that drives 25 on the interstate. The crime will be long over by the time your slow ass gets there.


"You've got to be f*cking kidding me."

But let's say you did get some kind of speed boost, and a bird-proof face. Do you know where you're going? Up there in the wild blue yonder, without landmarks, how do you expect to navigate? Do you have an exact map of the entire country in your head? Sure, you can find the Empire State building if that's where the bad guys are, but what if the crime is happening in some house way the f*ck out in the middle of nowhere, amid a tangle of looping country roads?

OK, so you get some kind of radar installed in your head. But now you have the atmosphere to deal with. Wind constantly blowing particles into your eyes and the freezing cold. Granted, you'd have to go up pretty high to get that effect, but you're not going to be a moron and fly where people can see you.


"No, honey, you take the car, I'd rather fly". Such an idiot.

Oh, by the way, you might want to be careful what you wear. Not only is it cold enough to freeze your balls, but lower temperatures mean you're more of a conductor of electricity. It's like when you're walking home on a winter day, come in and shock the sh*t out of whatever you touch. Multiply that by say, a million. If you're wearing anything like wool--though we don't know what the hell kind of superhero would wear wool anyway--you're going to be a human capacitor. If you happen to be a supervillain, we suggest working on your Palpatine voice so you can make one hell of an entrance when you land.


Read the rest at Cracked...6 more superpowers debunked by science

ZoNation: An Al Gore Enviromentalist In Zo's Court

Oh my Gore! This is a hilarious take on the left's religion of Global Warming by PJTV's own AlfronZo Rachel.

Obamacare

More posters at Michelle Malkin's site.

Evan Thomas's Media Bias And Idolatry

Let's compare and contrast here. Most of the blogosphere is lit up with the story regarding Evan Thomas of Newsweak saying days ago on Hardball with that putz Chris Matthews that "Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God."



How did he feel about Bush just a couple of years ago? Evan Thomas wears his media bias on his sleeve. On the show Inside Washington on February 2nd of 2007 when asked by the host if the media were treating Bush unfairly, Thomas said:

"Well, our job is to bash the president, that's what we do."

Not this one, apparently. The media is too busy with their lips plastered to his keester. It's up to talk radio, Fox News, and the blogosphere to bring us the real news now since the lamestream media will not mention anything negative associated to Obama or his policies. Do we hear stories on the homeless now as we did day in and day out when Reagan and Bush were president? No. Why would they want to upset their "God"?

This Messiah has yet to perform one "miracle" to help us recover from this massive recession. But you might not know that we are in economic trouble if you listen to Evan Thomas and the rest of his cronies in the kiss-ass media.




Hat tip to Newsbusters.

California Public Employees Unions: " Waaaaah! Waaaaaah! Waaaaah!"

California Public Employees Unions are shocked and saddened that the Assembly won't pass the massive tax increases necessary to maintain their lavish wages and pensions.

The relationship between Democratic leaders and some of their labor benefactors has turned particularly frosty: Many of the programs union members rely on for paychecks -- and the unions rely on for dues -- have been slated for deep cuts.

The union leaders say they are appalled that Democratic leaders are talking openly now about decimating government programs without first making a stand for bigger, broader tax hikes that could substantially offset budget cuts.

"Democrats came to Sacramento to help people," said Marty Hittleman, president of the California Federation of Teachers. "I know they did not go there to destroy government. For some reason, they are unwilling to stand up and say 'This is not what I was elected for.' "

Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!Mm-yummy!

H/T: AoSHQ

Perverts Taking Over The Schools

Watch this shocking clip. Chairman Zero has appointed drag queen and GLSEN founder Kevin Jennings to head The Department Of Safe And Drug Free Schools.



GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network)was also behind teaching "fisting" in public schools (yes, fisting is exactly what it says... have a nice day!) Most of us knew something like this was coming from the Chicago Marxist who said he wanted to teach sex-ed to kindergartners.

So this is another part of the "change" we've come to expect from Nobama. Teaching gender confusion, masturbation, and promotion of homosexuality will become the norm so when you ask little Billy what he learned in school that day, he'll grab a condom and a banana and show you.

They might as well have Mr. Garrison of South Park teaching their little ones.



Hat tip to Cao's Blog for exposing this.

D-Day Weekend Linkfest

Today we remember those brave souls who stormed the beach of Normandy to fight for the liberation of Europe and to save her from total fascist enslavement. Here's the speech given by Reagan on the 40th anniversary of D-Day at Point-du-Hoc in 1984:



Please take a moment today to remember those that gave their lives for not just European freedom, but our own. Now the linkfest.

The Corner At National Review: Turns Out Rush and Newt Were Just Off By A Syllable

Michelle Malkin: Rainbows, Unicorns, And A World Without The J-Word

Gateway Pundit: Retired State Department Whackjob And Wife Cuban Spies For 30 Years

Sweetness & Light: Jobless Rate Slows But Hits Record

Moonbattery: Joy Behar Confuses Baptism With Waterboarding

Powerline Blog: Victimhood Is Powerful

Pajama's Media: Burning Down The New York Times In Three Acts - Act I

Atlas Shrugs: Burka-clad Muslim Crashes Remembrance Rally For Murdered U.S. Soldier

Jammie Wearing Fool: Bloodbath In The Treasury Department

RedState: Dealergate: Why Top Performing Dealerships Closed

Flopping Aces: MSM: "Sure Obama Flip-Flops, But It's For A Good Reason!

Jihad Watch: Christian And Muslim Debate Religion In Bar, Muslim Shoots Christian

Founding Bloggers: Horrific Healthcare Headlines From The UK - Our Socialized Medical Future

Say Anything: Your Congressman Is Now Your Loan Broker

Iowahawk: The Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sports Car

And a congrats to all the conservative bloggers above for making the top 100 blogs at Wikio. I can only hope to be in the top 10,000, but I'm glad to be part of the right-wing blogosphere anyway.

Friday's Funny: Shoplifting Seagull

Rush: Obama Doesn't Like Israel

Rush Limbaugh tells Sean Hannity, Obama has something against Israel. Gee, you don't think spending twenty years listening to a raving antisemitic lunatic like Jeremiah Wright might make you end up hating Israel, even to the point of denying them the weapons they need to defend themselves from the Barbarians in the Palestinian Territories.

Embracing His Inner-Muslim

I've always wondered where NoBama lies with his spirituality. Even though it's been rumored Obama studied at a madrassa when he was younger, Obama's African family does practice Islam, and being that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama... he told us during the 2008 campaign that he was not a Muslim and was a Christian. A little harder to believe when you see what type of church he went to for 20 years.

So this story comes out and explodes all over the blogosphere: Obama Says U.S. Is One Of The Largest Muslim Nations.

As President Obama prepared to leave Washington to fly to the Middle East, he conducted several television and radio interviews at the White House to frame the goals for a five-day trip, including the highly-anticipated speech Thursday at Cairo University in Egypt.

In an interview with Laura Haim on Canal Plus, a French television station, Mr. Obama noted that the United States also could be considered as “one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.”...

Well, according to Chairman Zero, we certainly aren't a Christian nation. But is he really a Muslim? It's extremely hard to tell, but doing things such as inviting the "Death To America" crowd to our Independence Day parties and saying such things as the West needs to "educate ourselves more effectively on Islam", I'm finding this a little hard to swallow that Obama is not a Manchurian Candidate for Islam.

Capitalist Propaganda: “The Philosophy of Liberty”

Stolen from the Capitalist Propaganda portion of IMAO, but the video has a good message and should be shown in every public school instead of trash like "The Story Of Stuff".

And now for something completely different.

Instead of blogging in reference to the negative; Tiller the Killer being lauded as a martyr, a soldier being killed outside a recruiting center, NoBama cordially inviting the nutcase in charge of Iran to an Independence Day party, I decided to post this piece from NBC Washington:

High school seniors Terrence Stephens and Jason Ankrah, star football players at Quince Orchard High School in Gaithersburg, Md., were sitting on a plane returning from a recruitment session at the University of Nebraska when they struck up a conversation with the man sitting next to them.

Their seat-mate just happened to be a major Cornhuskers fan.

When they started chatting, Stephens and Ankrah didn't have a clue they were holding court with Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

"I was amazed this guy knew so much about us as football players and as people," said Stephens. "That was shocking. I felt honored to be known by someone of his caliber. He was just a regular old guy, sitting in coach, which really shocked me."

Even though NBC reported this (for which I'm sure some editor is going to be canned for), this is a very nice piece showing Clarence Thomas for the class act he is.

And also, maybe these young adults he befriended on the flight might realize conservatives aren't all that bad.

Liberals Love Women...

So much, they are bragging about raping conservative women over in the editorial pages of Playboy.

Granted the page over there has been wiped clean, but Jim at Gateway got a screen cap.

I can't say I totally blame the liberal writers over at Playboy magazine. After all, if you compare right-winging women to... yeeech... liberal women, the comparison is very clear:

From The Conservative Dominion

Plus, I'm sure a lot of my female readers will agree that Guy Cimbalo, the primitive that wrote the disgusting article, more than likely couldn't get lucky in a whorehouse with a hundred dollar bill sticking out of his fly. So he'd have to try to "hate-f*ck" a beautiful woman like Michelle Malkin or Elizabeth Hassleback.

I wonder where the feminists are on this piece? I think it's much like B.J. Bill Clinton while he was out committing lewd acts and shoving cigars in places no cigar should go, the feminazis could give a shit because he "helped keep abortion legal" and would thank him the way Monica did, as one Time magazine columnist said.

VH from Moonbattery put it best today when he said:

The list of lovely conservatives who would be wise to invest in concealed carry permits in light of the article include Michelle Malkin, Mary Katharine Ham, Amanda Carpenter, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Laura Ingraham, Pamela Geller, and Congresswoman Michele Bachman. Who knew liberals had such good taste in women? Maybe one day they'll evolve enough to express it in a less disgusting manner.

That day with the Cimbalos in the world seems like a long time coming, VH.

TCD co-blogger and creator of Teh Resistance, Gregory of Yardale has even more on this conundrum of when a hate crime is not a hate crime.

Understanding Socialism

When Dear Leader says, "I'm not running General Motors," what he really means is, "Yeah, I'm running General Motors."

Quest for Ratings...

Something to consider the next time some leftard spouts the talking point that the mainstream media is owned by corporations who only care about making money. Apparently, being clobbered by Fox hasn't encouraged MSNBC or CNN to make themselves any more conservative.

I've heard the same stupid argument for years. "The media are owned by big corporations; which means they are conservative." That's like saying since RJ Reynolds tobacco owns Kraft Foods, then Velveeta is made out of cigarettes.

It's the product, not the ownership, where bias ... and lately, uncut partisan propaganda in praise of The One ... is shown.

Obama gone postal

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $11.93 million in Congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.





People are spitting on the wrong side.

Patterns of Force

This past week, Chairman Zero's descent into corrupt, third-world dictator status accelerated with three major developments.

• An Emerging Controversy That Chrysler Dealership Owned by Republican Donors are being closed, while those owned by Democrat Cronies are being remained open. The Republican dealerships being closed are among the most profitable, while some Democrat-owned Dealerships are being given a monopoly in their local market. This puts me in mind of dictators like Hugo Chavez, Robert Mugabe, and Fidel Castro confiscating property and handing it out to political cronies.

• Political Appointees at the "Justice" Department abruptly halted an investigation into the Thug tactics of the Black Panthers used to intimidate voters in the 2008 Elections. A Civil-Rights Activist from the 1960's was appalled by the actions of the Black Panthers, which included telling white voters, “You are about to be ruled by the black man, cracker.” The Justice Department has officially become the "Just Us" Department.


• The Obama Regime has announced a crackdown on "any person" who criticizes the Stimulus Package. The language used in the announcement has creepy echoes of every rationalization used by the government to take away human rights (free speech in this case.) These are "extraordinary circumstances," and for the good of the nation, we can't allow any speech that would threaten economic recovery; it's like when the Iranian mullahs shut down the opposition press, or Hugo Chavez shut down the only remaining opposition television station. (And the American left cheered!)

And we are only four months into this Chicago thug's regime. What more is to come?

I hate Illinois Nazis