Friday Funny: Steven Crowder On Gay Marriage

Normally I would include Crowder's vlog bits on the Weekend Linkfest, but the Gay Leprechaun was too hilarious.

TGIF. More to come next week.

Friday Funny: Crowder And The Mob

If I didn't know it was Steven Crowder, I swear this could have been a piece on CNN.

Friday Funny: Beer Summit Parody

I ROLFd at this. Funnier thing is if Obama was drunk more often, he'd probably be more competent.

Friday Funny: Greg Morton

From the same guy who brought you Obama Man, he makes fun of Nobama when he threw out the pitch at the All Star Game.

Friday's Funny: Caption Time!

From my good friend, Kurlander at Caption This!



1. "It's um... monogrammed toilet paper. For when you, um, sh-t in the woods."

2. "Where is your God now? Bwah-ha-hah-ha-hah-ha!"

3. Barry O distracts the Holy Father while M'Chel moves in for his wallet and watch.

4. "Wow, the Virgin Mary sure does have a nice ass."

5. "So, can you, um, exorcise the stupid out of Joe Biden?"

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Friday's Funny: Uncle Jemima

Who knows? It could go great with pancakes.

Friday Funny: Billy Mays

This is one of the funniest things TV spokesyeller Billy Mays ever did. I thought this would be a good tribute to him with him displaying some self-depreciating humor at a Mickey D's drive-thru.



R.I.P. Billy Mays.

Friday's Funny: Weird Al

In regards to Michael Jackson's untimely passing away yesterday, I thought this would be a fun tribute to Jacko and posting one of Weird Al Yankovich's parodies. Enjoy, and R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Regardless of what you thought of him, he did produce some decent music in the 80's, and made it possible for lampoons such as this:

Friday's Funny: Awesome Super Powers (Ruined By Science)

Most of us are hoping that, through some kind of nuclear accident or other, we'll wind up with super powers. It's just a matter of time, right?

If you could pick what power you wind up with, what would you take? It's not as easy a choice as it sounds, because as it turns out, you can expect some pretty annoying (or deadly) side effects.

#7. Flight

Hey Guys, Check This Out!

Man, who doesn't want to be able to fly? You can laugh at gravity, zoom through the air unaided, like Superman or Neo or several thousand species of bird. And, like them, maybe find out what it's like to take a dump in mid-air. What are they going to do, arrest you? Only if the cops have a damned jet.

Oh Sh*t...

So how fast are you going up there? Were you assuming you'd get super speed to go along with your flight? OK. Have you seen what a bird can do to a jet engine at high speed? Imagine what it does to your face. Yeah, that's why anything going faster than a hang glider has a windshield up there.
But if instead just you're flying at about the same speed you run, then, well, you're like that old couple that drives 25 on the interstate. The crime will be long over by the time your slow ass gets there.


"You've got to be f*cking kidding me."

But let's say you did get some kind of speed boost, and a bird-proof face. Do you know where you're going? Up there in the wild blue yonder, without landmarks, how do you expect to navigate? Do you have an exact map of the entire country in your head? Sure, you can find the Empire State building if that's where the bad guys are, but what if the crime is happening in some house way the f*ck out in the middle of nowhere, amid a tangle of looping country roads?

OK, so you get some kind of radar installed in your head. But now you have the atmosphere to deal with. Wind constantly blowing particles into your eyes and the freezing cold. Granted, you'd have to go up pretty high to get that effect, but you're not going to be a moron and fly where people can see you.


"No, honey, you take the car, I'd rather fly". Such an idiot.

Oh, by the way, you might want to be careful what you wear. Not only is it cold enough to freeze your balls, but lower temperatures mean you're more of a conductor of electricity. It's like when you're walking home on a winter day, come in and shock the sh*t out of whatever you touch. Multiply that by say, a million. If you're wearing anything like wool--though we don't know what the hell kind of superhero would wear wool anyway--you're going to be a human capacitor. If you happen to be a supervillain, we suggest working on your Palpatine voice so you can make one hell of an entrance when you land.


Read the rest at Cracked...6 more superpowers debunked by science

Friday's Funny: Shoplifting Seagull

Friday's Funny: Remade Movie Trailers

This goes to show how you can take a piece of film, edit it, splice it, throw in "mood music" to create something that it's not. Michael Moore must have started out this way. But here's some movie clips that have been twisted to be humorous. Enjoy.

10 Things I Hate About Commandments:



Shining:



Mrs. Doubtfire - The Revenge



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Friday's Funny: Nightmare Job

If you think your job stinks, this guy wants ya to take a whiff of his. Of course, I'm sure he'd be willing to trade ya sitting in a cubicle.

A funny ad I found for Dreamjob.com



If you have a great link for the Weekend Linkfest tomorrow, please leave a comment below or an email and I'll be sure to get to it for tomorrow.

Also, I want go give a huge thanks to my good friend Kurlander who runs Caption This and Teh Resistance for guest posting quite a bit this week.

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Friday's Funny: Frank Caliendo Does B.J. Clinton

The only presidential library with a cover charge and 2 drink minimum.


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Friday's Funny: Enviromentalist Guy

Never trust a guy in a goofy mustache wearing tye-dye.

Hat tip to Moonbattery for reviving this lost skit.

Here's another one from In Livin' Color: Blues singer Calhoun Tubbs sings at a senator's campaign rally.

Friday's Funny: The Perfect Obama Drone

I just thought I should add a little something more political. Here's (my favorite) radio show host Mark Levin who gets an Obama drone a couple weeks after his Immaculate Inauguration and smacks him down. Somebody wanna get this lemming a drool bib?

Friday's Funny: Darth Vader Is A Jerk

I know, this is pretty stupid, but I still laughed until my sides hurt.

Friday's Funny: Political Demotivational Pics

I thought for a twist I'd bring some politics to the Friday Funny section. I've received a few requests for some political "demotivational posters", so I've perused around the Interwebs for some and made a few others. Enjoy.

Friday's Funny: Look Alikes

Found this site while surfing the web, Totally Looks Like. Ran the same as the LOL builders at I Can Has Cheesburger, over 500 images people have submitted, some of which are really quite funny like these I selected for the Friday's Funny.



Ex-Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich looks like a Lego Man. That hair cannot be natural.



Donetella Vercase looks like Janice from the Muppet Show.



Vice President Joe Biden looks like Walter from Jeff Dunham's puppet comedy show. Actually, I think the real dummy is the one on the left.



CNN talk show host Larry King totally looks like Professor Farnsworth from the cartoon Futurama.



Singer Amy Winehouse totally looks like Dr. Frankenfruter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Frightening.



Former Spice Girl Posh Spice totally looks like a Sleestak from Land of the Lost. God, those huge sunglasses are ugly.



Prop comedian Carrot Top totally looks like this action figure of Liono from Thundercats. The action figure looks more real there.



Actor and diabetes spokesman Wilford Brimley totally looks like this cat.

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Friday's Funny: Fail

Warning Sign Fail


Impressing Your Date Fail


Jihad Fail


Meat Origin Fail


Fake I.D. Fail


Webcam Girl Fail


Sophistication Fail


Pet Adoption


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