Friday, February 27, 2009

Weekend Linkfest

To keep you readers occupied during the week, I've trolled the Internets for different insights and analysis on the news and other things.

Freedom Folks has video of the hundreds that showed up at the Chicago Tea Party to protest Obamunism.

Moonbattery shows what the Dimocraps would look like in a 1950's horror movie.

V the K's Cap This is enjoying "implied bestiality Friday".

Doug Ross has new breakfast cereal ideas for Moonbats.

Gateway Pundit has more on the Obama stock crash. I don't feel like doing any more for a while.

Frank at IMAO has a dilemma with a maybe not so funny comic printed about 0bama

Iowahawk's guest bloggers tell those that are paying their mortgages on time to STFU (funny).

Scott at Mark Levin Fan always has links and audio from The Great One.

Van Helsing at Moonbattery comments on Any Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Some good reading for times like this.

Pedestrian Infidel says we should not show respect toward spineless politicians, especially the British Parliament. I agree.

V the K over at his new blog, Teh Resistance proves that Eric Cartman, for once, may be right.

Nunya over at WSPISFA blogs about Sarah Palin and Conservatism. If you have any friends or co-workers sitting one the fence, show them this one.

To all my readers, enjoy your weekend, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and we'll be back in full force come Monday.

Friday's Funny

No post, just this. Just a little something to digress from the stress and madness of the politics of today. I'll be doing this every Friday to keep us laughing during the weekend. Enjoy the cats.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Depression President

Mark Levin says it best when he gives the moniker "The Depression President" to Barack Milhouse Nobama.

Since the Acension of the Moonbat Messiah, the S&P has fallen almost 24%. Not to mention since 0bama overtook McLame in the polls prior to the election, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has dropped 3,143 points (as of today). Not to mention the federal deficit is looking to more than triple this year alone!

The market works better than any poll Rasmussen, Gallup, or USA Today can come up with. This measures how the private sector views certain issues that would hurt or help the American economy.

Doug Ross has quite a few posts up regarding labeling Obama as the Depression President with a whole load of links and evidence. This is a spectacular event we're witnessing here. We're watching an economy hurtling downward towards its demise. Go give it a look and show it to your moonbat friends who still hang on to "hope n' change" and ask them if meaningless platitudes and robbing from the treasury are worth one penny let alone fix the recession.

Tell Him What You Think

What Obama Means To Me

So go say what you think already. What's really funny is through 6 or 7 pages of comments already only one Obamunist commenter!

UPDATE: I guess as of 11:00 AM CST this morning there are a couple more lemmings at that site. I gave them something to think about though.

What Obama means to Atomic Lib Smasher
Illinois, USA - 26 Feb 2009

To The Obamunists:

How do you defend 0bama's frivolous spending and giving crumbs of 13 bucks a week as a "tax cut"? How do you defend the fact that since 0bama got elected, the DOW has fallen 2,000 points? How do you defend 0bama saying we need to "rid our dependence on foreign oil", yet he repealed any hope of drilling in this country for our own oil? How do you defend the SCHIP bill that will tax cigarettes an extra 62 cents knowing that more people are going to quit due to high prices reducing any tobacco tax revenue to pay for the bill?

Some things to think about other than "HOPE AND CHANGE!", lemmings.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Obama VS. Jindal

While Nobama talked down America during his widely televised reading off the teleprompters, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal was talking up America, much to the chagrin of leftists everywhere who are aching for soup lines. Jindal has a faith in American entrepreneurship and was truly Reaganesque, whereas Obama was fear-mongering doom and gloom.

The opening of Jindal's speech: "We Believe Americans Can Do Anything."

That says it all. Here's a small transcript:

"A few weeks ago, the President warned that our nation is facing a crisis that he said ‘we may not be able to reverse.’ Our troubles are real, to be sure. But don’t let anyone tell you that we cannot recover — or that America’s best days are behind her.

This is the nation that cast off the scourge of slavery, overcame the Great Depression, prevailed in two World Wars, won the struggle for civil rights, defeated the Soviet menace, and responded with determined courage to the attacks of September 11, 2001.

The American spirit has triumphed over almost every form of adversity known to man — and the American spirit will triumph again.

We can have confidence in our future — because, amid today’s challenges, we also count many blessings: We have the most innovative citizens –the most abundant resources — the most resilient economy — the most powerful military — and the freest political system in the history of the world.

My fellow citizens, never forget: We are Americans. And like my Dad said years ago, Americans can do anything."

You can read the rest here.

No doubt the liberals are going to be going after Jindal with both barrels after his rebuttal address to The People. This man, if he puts his mind to it, and we can get some of the "independent" voters off the Obama Kool-Aid, has a very good chance of going after The Moonbat Messiah in 2012.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

New Zo Video: Liberals Are Crybabies

Can't say I agree with the costume at the beginning of the video, but Zo (like always) has a point. Liberals are the ones who are the biggest crybabies whining for bigger government. In this vid, Zo makes examples out of Julio the beggar, those whining to bring back the (un)Fairness Doctrine, and the NAACP with the race pimp Al not-so Sharpton protesting about the stupid Travis the Chimp cartoon.

If you're down on your luck (like some people are right now), you don't need help from the government. Big Government will shrink and become less powerful if we show American gumption and pull ourselves up by the bootstraps and try to make a good life for ourselves and our families. The Democrats are the ones who rely on sniveling and whining and begging. "I need a kitchen, and a bathroom, and snow tires, free ringtones, and a jacuzzi!" If you want to rely on government for anything, rely on them cutting taxes, cutting back some regulations on businesses, drilling for our own oil, protecting the border, and quit spending money they don't have.

And if you want to help Zo, check out Machosauce Productions and buy a kick ass T-shirt. I already got mine. Just my way of stimulating the economy.

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Hangover After Obamania

Cao posts that Americans are coming to realize that they have bitten off more than they can chew with the 47 Year Old Political Virgin.

Within the first few weeks Obama’s devious promises for ‘transparency’ and “fairness” rang completely untrue. Obama’s administration is now rife with tax cheats, the Chicago Crime Syndicate and lobbyists. And his plan to take over the Census is another indication as to how much trouble we’re in with this usurper sitting in the Oval office that he hijacked.

Yes, according to polls at Rasmussen and Fox, a large majority of the people are uttering a simultaneous "Ruh-oh!" for electing President Hopey Changey. Let's hope they remember this by 2010.

Spicoli And Courage

I was expecting Mickey Rourke to win Best Actor for his comeback role in "The Wrestler" (which I've heard is a good movie, I have yet to watch it though). But this creep, Sean Penn, or as we call him here, Tokyo Spicoli, won for his portrayal of the gay congressman Harvey Milk in "Milk". Fast forward to 6:00 to the "You Commie Homo Son Of A Gun" opening. (Was Spicoli trying to be funny there? Fail)

Yes, true heroism is playing pretend for a living, banging skanks like Madonna, punching cameramen, burning cigarette holes in plastic dolls, going to hurricane ravaged New Orleans for failed photo-ops, and attending annual pat-ourselves-on-the-back fests with other liberal make-believers.

Also to add, does someone want to pass a note to Sean Penn backstage that maybe Obama needs a few minutes to "contemplate his great shame" instead of being so "elegant"? And if we wanted to be REAL courageous, when he took his little treason trip to Iran, he could have condemned the real uncivil treatment of gays there! We conservative Americans just don't want them to marry (I have nothing against civil unions or whatever they want to call it). There, according to Amanuttjob "there are no gays".... because they execute them.

Flashback to 2006 for more wit and wisdom from Spicoli

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Most Terrifying Holes On Earth

Thought this was kind of neat, so I stole it from Doug Ross

Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa: Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed in 1914.

Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California: This is the 'Glory Hole' at Monticello dam, and it's the largest in the world of this type of spillway, its size enabling it to consume 14,400 cubic feet of water every second (note: a glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir, not what you're thinking of).

Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah: This is supposedly the largest man-made excavation on earth. Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit increasing in size constantly. In its current state the hole is 0.75 miles deep and 2.5 miles wide and covering 1,900 acres.

Great Blue Hole, Belize: This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize. There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one.

Mirny Diamond Mine, Serbia: I'm pretty sure most people have seen this one. It's an absolute beast and holds the title of largest open diamond mines in the world. At 525 meters deep, with a top diameter of 1200 meters, there's even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters having been sucked in.

Diavik Mine, Canada: The mine is so huge and the area so remote that it has its own airport with a runway large enough to accommodate a Boeing 737. It looks equally cool when the surrounding water is frozen.

Sinkhole in Guatemala: These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala. The hole swallowed a dozen homes and killed at least three people.

The most terrifying hole of all: This is the famous 'Rat Hole' that you've read so much about lately. It is capable of swallowing trillions upon trillions of U.S. dollars from the real economy each and every year. Most of that money is never seen again.

Why I Love Ann Coulter

She makes moonbat libs froth at the mouth with their craziness. Check the video.

Here's a transcript of a piece of the back and forth in which Blowhard attempts to put Ann in a bad light:

BEHAR: Do you think that people hate you?
COULTER: No. Not when I have seven "New York Times" best-sellers. No, I'm -- I'm very popular.
BEHAR: But you -- no, you can't have everybody love you. Not everybody loves you, Ann. People think that...
COULTER: You asked me if people hated me...
BEHAR: But you said because you sell books that makes you people -- that makes you think that people love you...
COULTER: I said that indicates to me that they do not hate me, which was the question, Joy.

Ann Coulter trying to discuss geo-political issues with raving moonbat Joy Behar is like trying to have an intelligent discussion with a rabid chihuahua on amphetamines.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Aussies' Flush Tax: Absolutley Craptastic

Soon to come to a liberal cesspool near you, Australia (which used to be a halfway conservative country) has adpoted a new "crap tax". From The Australian News:

Householders would be charged for each flush under a radical new toilet tax designed to help beat the drought.

The scheme would replace the current system, which sees sewage charges based
on a home's value - not its waste water output.

CSIRO Policy and Economic Research Unit member Jim McColl and Adelaide
University Water Management Professor Mike Young plan to promote the move to
state and federal politicians and experts across the country.

"It would encourage people to reduce their sewage output by taking shorter
showers, recycling washing machine water or connecting rainwater tanks to
internal plumbing to reduce their charges," Professor Young said.

"Some people may go as far as not flushing their toilet as often because the
less sewage you produce, the less sewage rate you pay."

Professor Young said sewer pricing needed to be addressed as part of the
response to the water crisis.

"People have been frightened to talk about sewage because it is yucky stuff,
but it is critically important to address it, as part of the whole water
cycle," he said.

"We are looking at reforming the way sewage is priced and this plan will
drive interest in the different ways water is used throughout Australia."

I guess Australians would not be allowed to have diarrhea if this goes through.

Obama Wants Swedish Model

No, Obama is not dumping Michelle Obama for Victoria Silvstedt (although it'd be a smart move). What is going on here is that Obama is contemplating dumping America's capitalism for Sweden's socialism and nationalization of banks.

From The UK's Financial Times:

Barack Obama, the president, who has tried to avoid panicking lawmakers and markets by entertaining the idea, has moved more towards what he calls the “Swedish model” – an approach backed strongly by Mr Graham. In the early 1990s Sweden nationalised its banking sector then auctioned banks having cleaned up balance sheets. “In limited circumstances the Swedish model makes sense for the US,” says Mr Graham.

Mr Obama last weekend made clear he was leaning more towards the Swedish model than to the piecemeal approach taken in Japan, which many would argue is the direction US public policy appears to be heading.

Even RePUBEics like Goober Lindsey Graham and John McLame had forgotten what the free market is about. Granted they didn't vote on the Rape The Economy Act of 2009 but this is just as bad. Even just toying around with the concept has the private sector in a panic.

As the economy spirals down towards ruin, any attempt to build it back up is deterred to make the federal government more powerful and to keep Americans dependent on Big Daddy Gub'Mint. Guess which political party this is going to keep in power for decades to come? Just ask the people of Venezuela what happens under nationalized everything.

Hat tip to Six Meat Buffet for the Goober vid.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Symbolism Over Substance

Found at Sweetness and light, they had a story about commemorative coins for the ascension of the Moonbat Messiah that turned out just to be stickers over a 50 cent piece.

Funny thing is that this is not the last fake from 0bama that the liberals will have to endure. But if you think about this particular story, it's fitting. The backdrop being the presidency of the United States, the most powerful nation on Earth with one of the most revered men to hold that office in the last 50 years.... with a worthless "feel good" sticker plastered over it.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Where's My Unicorn!

While normal Americans are debating and trying to figure out the Rape The Economy Act of 2009 to see how exactly this is going to fix the recession we're in, the Obamessiah is on a road trip to fool people into supporting what is becoming known around the blogosphere as "Porkulus" (I prefer my wording).

As The One descends into places like Elkhart Indiana and Fort Myers Florida, people are coming up demanding the government do something to help them with their unfortunate situations (they've been raised good by Big Daddy Government). One of the parasites came into the national spotlight was a middle aged woman named Henrietta Hughes who claims she has been living in her car with her family and needed help from Chairman Zero.

Did you see the woman at the last few seconds of the clip? Mouthing "I love you, Barack!" This is Obamunism at its worse! Not only are these freaks looking for a handout (and as Michelle Malkin has uncovered, she's been dependent on Big Daddy Gub'mint for a while now), here we go with the Beatlemania like fawning.

But I digress, we as Americans need to latch onto being more responsible for ourselves and our families instead of thinking Big Daddy Government is always going to give out an allowance and let you borrow the keys to the car on Friday night. Otherwise, our children and our grandchildren will have to carry on the burden of our reliance for taxpayer monies.

2/16/08: Update - It's bigger than you think!

From Southwest Florida's WINK news

I knew something stunk about this when this lady who was homeless, had time to attend a political rally. I'm also sure this story is not over.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Stimulus Commercial

I thought this was funny. As we all get ready to bite the pillow from the socialism about to take place, I thought some humor would work making fun of the Rape The Economy Act of 2009 the Dims and the RePUBEics are about to set in place.

Hat tip to Thundley over at Conservative Cave

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Obamagasms are real

From reading this article over at Moonbattery, it makes me think that truth is stranger than fiction. When we made fun of PMSNBC newstwit Chris Matthews exclaiming after an Obama speech "I got a thrill up my leg", it was just in good fun saying Tweety Bird was having an "obamagasm". Turns out it's sadly true!

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

There was some daydreaming too, much of it a collective fantasy about the still-hot Obama marriage. “Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. “Often. With each other. These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that’s one interesting mental drama.”

The New York Times... where Penthouse Forum meets Pravda.

Hat tip to The People's Cube for the pic

Monday, February 09, 2009

The Antidote To Palin Derangement Syndrome

A fellow blogger Nunya is doing a coloring contest in response to an ad that was placed by mildly attractive actress/leftist nutjob Ashley Judd (read: Trashley Juggs) accusing Alaska's governor and current 2012 presidential hopeful Sarah Palin of mass killing wolves by helicopter in the north. (Check out IMAO for the origination of it all.)

Apparently the poor little overpopulated wolves that are endangering the caribou population in Alaska is sobworthy but a human baby getting a pair of forceps in it's skull and vacuumed out is not to this brainless wonder.

Here is my contribution. Granted, the hippy blood looks more pink, but that's only because hippies do not bleed red blood like you and me. It's more like Jello and the stuff inside Junior Mints.

The Obama Rape The Economy Act of 2009

Since 60 million morons voted for this Jimmy 'Tarder retread "Ohh! But he's shiny and clean! Must have! CHAAAAANGGGGEEEE" now a lot of the voters who put this socialist in office are saying "DO NOT WANT!" Why? Because they entrusted him with our money. They knew he was planning a "stimulus", and they thought they'd get a handout. Like the 2nd grade class president who promises free ice cream to all her classmates. but as Mitt Romney eloquently put it, it's a "government stimulus".

This is what you are getting by voting for Chairman Zero. Below is an idea of what these loons think will help the private sector. Notice how many items are basically an expansion of government.

$2 billion earmark to re-start FutureGen, a near-zero emissions coal power plant in Illinois that the Department of Energy defunded last year because it said the project was inefficient.

• A $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film.

• $650 million for the digital television converter box coupon program.

• $88 million for the Coast Guard to design a new polar icebreaker (arctic ship).

• $448 million for constructing the Department of Homeland Security headquarters.

• $248 million for furniture at the new Homeland Security headquarters.

• $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees.

• $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD’s.

• $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs.

• $125 million for the Washington sewer system.

• $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities.

• $1 billion for the 2010 Census, which has a projected cost overrun of $3 billion.

• $75 million for "smoking cessation activities."

• $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges.

• $75 million for salaries of employees at the FBI.

• $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction.

• $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River.

• $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas.

• $6 billion to turn federal buildings into "green" buildings.

• $500 million for state and local fire stations.

• $650 million for wildland fire management on forest service lands.

• $1.2 billion for "youth activities," including youth summer job programs.

• $88 million for renovating the headquarters of the Public Health Service.

• $412 million for CDC buildings and property.

• $500 million for building and repairing National Institutes of Health facilities in Bethesda, Maryland.

• $160 million for "paid volunteers" at the Corporation for National and Community Service.

• $5.5 million for "energy efficiency initiatives" at the Department of Veterans Affairs National Cemetery Administration.

• $850 million for Amtrak.

• $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint.

• $75 million to construct a "security training" facility for State Department Security officers when they can be trained at existing facilities of other agencies.

• $110 million to the Farm Service Agency to upgrade computer systems.

• $200 million in funding for the lease of alternative energy vehicles for use on military installations.

A better way to stimulate the economy if they want to hand out the money would be to give every man, woman, and child in America $2,300 and WE spend it the way we want! But no.. because Big Daddy Government knows what's best for you, and you better take it and like it otherwise they'll send you to your room without supper because we have to help the 500 million unemployed Americans.

Pass this around, call your Senator (I'll be doing so even though I live in the land of Little Dick Durbin and Obama's replacement), and tell them that they will not have your vote next time if they pass this sham.

Obama Youth - Sing For Dear Leader?

Anybody recall this before the election? Of course, this is the indoctrination anthem dubbed over what the Obama Youth would have looked like 65 years ago....

Listen to the lyrics as you think of the Rape The Economy Act of 2009 they are planning to pass.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

The SCHIP hits the fan - Obamunism is on the way!

With Obama passing the SCHIP (read SHIT: Socialist Health Insurance Travesty) bill that makes the working poor and middle class subsidize those who make more so they can get off their OWN health insurance and suck off Obama's teat? Here's the scary part: This is just THE BEGINNING. As per Chairman Zero's own words:

"We fulfill one of the highest responsibilities that we have, to ensure the health and well-being of our nation's children," the president said before a cheering audience of families, lawmakers and interest groups. "Providing coverage to 11 million children is a downpayment on my commitment to cover every single American."

So in order to raise the money for the socialistic medicine (and there's more to come that'll make the UK's National Health look competent) they are going to tax smokers an extra 62 cents to pay for the 2 million per American child, so it'll pay for itself, right? In one way, this is stupid. Having people exercise bad behavior to their health in order to gain the funds for the kids' healthcare? "Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks to your health, but smoke up since we need to pay for little Timmy's tonsillitis!" They just need to find 22.4 million more smokers by 2012 to pay for this (Has Obama pledged to light up more Newports?).

This is just the beginning. We will see more stupid bills go through, more taxes being raised, losing more and more of our liberty, but HEY! It's OBAMA! He's HISTORIC! Yeah, he's historic alright. I never thought they'd find a president worse than Carter, but somehow they did it. But we will pay for it, along with our children, and our grandchildren once Obama rapes the economy and enacts a socialist utopia and we become (to quote Mark Levin) America with a K.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Obama dozed, people froze!

Remember all the grief Bush got over Katrina even though the Chocolate Mayor and the rest of the state officials did virtually nothing? Well, this from Fox news about the Kentucky ice storm that's left forty dead and 45 million dollars in damage:

Kentucky's governor will ask President Barack Obama on Monday to speed up federal aid dollars as costs spiral past $45 million for emergency work to restore power, hand out water and food and clear debris across the state hit hard by an icy winter storm last week.

Obama signed federal emergency declarations last week for Kentucky, Arkansas and Missouri after ice and snow blamed for more than 40 deaths in nine states and for power outages that peaked at 1.3 million customers from the Southern Plains to the East Coast.

Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear said he will ask the president to upgrade the federal response by declaring a major disaster, which would open the door for immediate financial assistance. The current disaster declaration provides for federal assistance with material, such as generators and bottled water being distributed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Can we now say "Obama doesn't care about white people"? And I sure haven't seen any reports about Sean Penn coming in on a dog sled saving people this time.

Sunday, February 01, 2009