Barack Obama's Anti-Comedy

Everyone in the blogosphere seems to be commenting on hack leftist comedienne Wanda Sykes' jab at Rush Limbaugh, calling him a traitor and hoping that his kidneys fail. Here's her comedic sh.... wit right here at the White House Correspondence Dinner the other night:



Of course Wanda Sykes has never listened to Rush, so she got his quote wrong that he hopes OBAMA fails, not the country. But this is nothing less than to be expected from the leftist sycophants making a living being funny when they are just hacks. The whole late night comedy show business won't dare insult The Won with jokes.

For instance, David Letterman quipped back in February that Chairman Zero is "cogent, eloquent and in complete command of the issues. ... What the hell am I supposed to do with that?" Plenty, Letterman if you could pry your lips off his ass for two seconds and take a good hard look at it all. Chris Rock (who I do find funny at times) said that nObama was shaping up to be a "comedian's worst nightmare."

This Administration is one big giant joke itself. When you have unemployment almost at double digits, a stimulus bill that isn't stimulating anything, a foreign policy that is little more than apologizing all over the world, the politicization of national security, and a fumbling, bumbling speechmaker more dependent on a TelePrompter than a junkie is to his needle, it's comedy gold!

Bush 41 and 43 proved to give stand up a lot of material, some of which was just unfair and mean spirited. Clinton got it big time after LewinskyGate (which Wanda Sykes defended), but not one comedian touched Obama except for maybe making fun of the rest of his cabinet or his veep Joe Biden (who can blame them there?). The annual White House Correspondence Dinner is usually a roasting of the current president, and the POTUS himself usually makes self-depreciating jokes. But not this time, for now the hacks are scared to poke the slightest jab at Obama and instead attack the opposition. Is poking jokes at Obama "racist"? I'd appreciate a comment on your thoughts below.

More Obama Constituents

More mugshots of followers of the Anointed One: 100 Daze Edition. From The Smoking Gun:

From The Conservative Dominion

If Obama's worrying about filling quotas for his national civilian army, he doesn't have to look too far.

Hat tip to Moonbattery

Innominatus's Take On Barry's 100 Daze

This made me laugh my ass off. Just about as funny as anything on Iowahawk or IMAO. And certainly more realistic than portraying Nobama as a Messiah. Read the script, and try not to get any Coke on your monitor:

[Obama, to himself] "Hmmm. 100 days already. By my calculations, my first year in office is already 27.4% passed. Dang! That means my first term is already almost 7% passed! Where did the time go?!? At this rate, my 10 years in office are already almost 3% elapsed! There's still so much to do!"

[Michelle O] "Hurry up in there! Get your scrawny behind outta that bathroom!"

[Obama] "Almost done. One last thing!" [Looks in mirror] "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the coolest Prez of all?" [Admires reflection] "That's what I thought."

[Obama] "All yours. And babe, I really love that extra mirror you had installed in the bathroom."

[Michelle O] "Fool! I put that mirror up there for ME! So I can see my sculpted body from every angle! Quit wasting it on yourself!"

[Obama] "Sorry. I'm headed down to the oval office for soundcheck."

Check out the rest here over at Innominatus's blog.

Tell Him What You Think

What Obama Means To Me

So go say what you think already. What's really funny is through 6 or 7 pages of comments already only one Obamunist commenter!


UPDATE: I guess as of 11:00 AM CST this morning there are a couple more lemmings at that site. I gave them something to think about though.

What Obama means to Atomic Lib Smasher
Illinois, USA - 26 Feb 2009

To The Obamunists:

How do you defend 0bama's frivolous spending and giving crumbs of 13 bucks a week as a "tax cut"? How do you defend the fact that since 0bama got elected, the DOW has fallen 2,000 points? How do you defend 0bama saying we need to "rid our dependence on foreign oil", yet he repealed any hope of drilling in this country for our own oil? How do you defend the SCHIP bill that will tax cigarettes an extra 62 cents knowing that more people are going to quit due to high prices reducing any tobacco tax revenue to pay for the bill?

Some things to think about other than "HOPE AND CHANGE!", lemmings.

Symbolism Over Substance

Found at Sweetness and light, they had a story about commemorative coins for the ascension of the Moonbat Messiah that turned out just to be stickers over a 50 cent piece.



Funny thing is that this is not the last fake from 0bama that the liberals will have to endure. But if you think about this particular story, it's fitting. The backdrop being the presidency of the United States, the most powerful nation on Earth with one of the most revered men to hold that office in the last 50 years.... with a worthless "feel good" sticker plastered over it.

Where's My Unicorn!

While normal Americans are debating and trying to figure out the Rape The Economy Act of 2009 to see how exactly this is going to fix the recession we're in, the Obamessiah is on a road trip to fool people into supporting what is becoming known around the blogosphere as "Porkulus" (I prefer my wording).

As The One descends into places like Elkhart Indiana and Fort Myers Florida, people are coming up demanding the government do something to help them with their unfortunate situations (they've been raised good by Big Daddy Government). One of the parasites came into the national spotlight was a middle aged woman named Henrietta Hughes who claims she has been living in her car with her family and needed help from Chairman Zero.



Did you see the woman at the last few seconds of the clip? Mouthing "I love you, Barack!" This is Obamunism at its worse! Not only are these freaks looking for a handout (and as Michelle Malkin has uncovered, she's been dependent on Big Daddy Gub'mint for a while now), here we go with the Beatlemania like fawning.

But I digress, we as Americans need to latch onto being more responsible for ourselves and our families instead of thinking Big Daddy Government is always going to give out an allowance and let you borrow the keys to the car on Friday night. Otherwise, our children and our grandchildren will have to carry on the burden of our reliance for taxpayer monies.


2/16/08: Update - It's bigger than you think!

From Southwest Florida's WINK news



I knew something stunk about this when this lady who was homeless, had time to attend a political rally. I'm also sure this story is not over.

Obamagasms are real

From reading this article over at Moonbattery, it makes me think that truth is stranger than fiction. When we made fun of PMSNBC newstwit Chris Matthews exclaiming after an Obama speech "I got a thrill up my leg", it was just in good fun saying Tweety Bird was having an "obamagasm". Turns out it's sadly true!

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

There was some daydreaming too, much of it a collective fantasy about the still-hot Obama marriage. “Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. “Often. With each other. These days when the sexless marriage is such a big celebrity in America (and when first couples are icons of rigid propriety), that’s one interesting mental drama.”

The New York Times... where Penthouse Forum meets Pravda.



Hat tip to The People's Cube for the pic

Obama Youth - Sing For Dear Leader?

Anybody recall this before the election? Of course, this is the indoctrination anthem dubbed over what the Obama Youth would have looked like 65 years ago....



Listen to the lyrics as you think of the Rape The Economy Act of 2009 they are planning to pass.

Is this what they refer to as a "stimulus package"?

How many ugly and hairy liberal women (and men) own one of these?

Change...Coming To A Theater Near You

More Obamamania here. According to The Hollywood Report, MSNBC (and they say there's no liberal media) has brokered a deal for Obamunists, if they can get out of their parents' basements for the day, to see The Big Zero's inauguration on the big screen.

Obama inauguration to air in theaters
MSNBC pact puts coverage in 27 U.S. locations

By Paul J. Gough

Jan 12, 2009, 07:15 PM ET

President-elect Barack Obama is on his way to the big screen, thanks to a deal between MSNBC and Screenvision that will put the news channel's inaugural coverage in 27 theaters around the country.

Free tickets are being handed out via MSNBC.com to see the inauguration and parade from 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. ET at the 27 theaters run by 11 exhibitor partners in 21 markets. Midday Tuesday isn't necessarily a big movie time, so it helps to fill the theater -- and boost popcorn and soda sales -- at a time when it's not usually busy.

That means that Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews and other MSNBC and NBC personalities will play the big movie screen in addition to the usual MSNBC cable and satellite stream. MSNBC won't be in high-definition until the second quarter, but both the channel and Screenvision say the quality will still be high.

"It'll look great," MSNBC president Phil Griffin said. "We're thrilled about it."

Would they have done the same for Juan McLame had he got elected? I think not. Like Ann Coulter said brilliantly in her new book (and if you haven't got it yet, do so), "the media wants to screw Obama, only in the sense they want to have sex with him."