Monday, June 01, 2009

Obama gone postal

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $11.93 million in Congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

People are spitting on the wrong side.


NobodyofValue said...


innominatus said...


LandShark 5150 said...

Me side is killing me, I think I'll have to call the paramedics in -- I'm dying here. GOOD ONE

aA said...

That's an old one from somewhere, I just can't remember who was the butt of it, but this is great.

(i won't say anything about the fact that stamps don't need to be licked any more, that would just be de-gilding the lily. i STILL love the joke!)