Friday Funny: Greg Morton

From the same guy who brought you Obama Man, he makes fun of Nobama when he threw out the pitch at the All Star Game.

Obama's Blue Lapdogs Run Amuck

After reading this putrid story from the Ass-ociated DePressed, the whole myth of the "Blue Dog Democrats" just got put to bed. These supposed conservative Democrats (read: microscopically less liberal than the likes of Reid, Pelosi, Waxman, etc.) were bought out by Obummer and the rest of his ilk to put forth the most instrusive, tax money grubbing, job killing bill that calls for even more government. A lot of hookers hold out for more when it comes to screwing somebody.

And now comes the healthcare bill set to go up for a vote in August which I'm sure will pass and the consequences be damned. Obama wants his legs humped by the "Blue Dogs" and will gladly wave a Milk Bone in front of their nose to get what he wants.

(Post would have been longer, but at work and the boss is watching.)

Short Post On Obamacare

One of the main topics of discussion the last week has been socialized healthcare and the Obama stenographers on CNN and the other leftwing media outlets believe it's a brilliant idea to have Big Government in charge of our health. Since Obama believes in leaving a child to die after it's born when an abortion doesn't work, what does that say about the medical treatment you'll receive from Dr. Obummer?

Any comments would be appreciated.

Battling Racism And Eating The Pudding

Bill Cosby took on Obummer on a Boston radio show last week, as CSMonitor reports:

On a Boston radio program this morning, Bill Cosby suggested that President Obama spoke too soon on the controversial arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates.

“I’ve heard about five different reports [on the details of the arrest],” Cosby said on Boston’s WZLX. “If I’m the president of the United States, I don’t care how much pressure people want to put on it about race, I’m keeping my mouth shut.”

“I was shocked to hear the president making this kind of statement,” Cosby said referring to the president’s remarks during last night’s press conference.

I've always liked and admired Bill Cosby. Cosby has always been on the right side of race issues and has been shunned by the race pimps who seek to further divide us based on color. But too bad he's on President Thin-Skinned's s*#t list now.

Just to add, the Harvard Professor racist crackpot might have done all this on purpose.

Freakazoid Mayor Sparks Complaints

From Kokomo News:

SILVERTON, Ore. - Silverton's openly-transgender mayor is under fire for his choice of attire at a recent speaking engagement with a group of students.

Silverton Together, a nonprofit group that supports families and their well-being, filed a formal complaint regarding Mayor Stu Rasmussen's choice of clothing.

Ken Hector, president of Silverton Together, said the mayor violated the city's dress code when he spoke to a group of leadership students wearing only a bathing suit top, a miniskirt and high heels. Hector added three parents complained to him directly about the mayor's appearance.

"This was a business meeting pure and simple and it was not something on his free time," Hector said. …

Rasmussen argues the city dress code does not apply to him since he is transgender.

I can't believe the voters, regardless of how moonbatty they are, would put a .... uh,.... thing in charge to make decisions effecting thousands of people when It can't make a decision on whether it's a dude or a chick. Maybe they need to see if the water has something funny in it in Oregon.

But this is another battle in the Culture War, and the libtards are winning. If they can have what should be a man elected as a mayor, dressed as a woman in a skimpy outfit, speaking in front of kids and claim it to be normal, then the slippery slope will go down a lot further to even more degenerative depths.

Fight Global Light Refraction

The next environmental idiocy: The Global Rainbow Menace.

Henry Gates Race Card

Via iOwnTheWorld

TCD On Vacation

Sorry folks, but due to the little boy's birthday and the wife's coming up also, The Conservative Dominion will be on hiatus for a week. Call it a vacation if ya will. If my co-bloggers want to put up anything (hint, hint) they're free to do so. Right now, I am burned out on politics and family right now is a bit more important. So I hope you all join in next week, it'll be back with a BANG!

See you all next week. And tell your friends about TCD.

Remembering Mary Jo And The Weekend Linkfest

40 years ago today, Senator Swimmer Kennedy ended the life of former secretary for Bobby Kennedy Mary Jo Kopechne. You can read the whole sketchy ordeal of Kennedy's whereabouts and his "alibi" and cover-up here. Point is, a 28 year old girl died while the Whale of Chappaquiddick ran off with a bottle of Chivas Regal and a pair of panties in his back pocket and went on to ruin wealth creation and help impose a soft tyranny for the next forty years.

Freedom's Lighthouse: Obama vs. Obama On The Stimulus

American Thinker: ObamaCare In 60 Seconds

Michelle Malkin: (Video) Health Rations And You

WizBang: CBO: Federal Budget On An Unsustainable Path

Gateway Pundit: Bidenism - "We've Got To Spend Money To Keep From Going Bankrupt"

Moonbattery: Babs Gets Her Ears Boxed

Right Wing News: ObamaCare Will Raise Cost Of Healthcare... And Sex

Founding Bloggers: Senator Jim DeMint Tears Apart Orwellian "Hate Crimes" Bill

IMAO: Frank J's Random Thoughts

Innominatus: Ask A Wise Wide Latina

Iowahawk: A Wise Latina Will Add Spice To The Menudo Of Justice

Friday's Funny: Caption Time!

From my good friend, Kurlander at Caption This!



1. "It's um... monogrammed toilet paper. For when you, um, sh-t in the woods."

2. "Where is your God now? Bwah-ha-hah-ha-hah-ha!"

3. Barry O distracts the Holy Father while M'Chel moves in for his wallet and watch.

4. "Wow, the Virgin Mary sure does have a nice ass."

5. "So, can you, um, exorcise the stupid out of Joe Biden?"

For more funniness, check out Caption This, ya monor!

Ready For Obamacare?

Steven Crowder explores the "wonder" that is the Canadian National Health Care for a sneak preview on what is to come with Obama and his cronies meddling in our healthcare.




But at least it's free, right?

The World According to the Democrat Left

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President Pantywaist Throws Like A Girl

After the boos from the fans in St. Louis, a town decimated in the Obama economy, he throws out the first pitch of the evening... like a 9 year old girl.



Compare that "pitch" to one that was done previously (thanks to Jim at Gateway Pundit for the tip).

Your Taxes @ Work

Spendulus creates 34 new permanent jobs in New Hampshire... at a cost of $416,000,000. That's about $12,000,000 per job "created or saved." This must be what Timmy "Tax Cheat" Geithner meant when he said the stimulus is working as planned.

Distracting the Sheep with Something Shiny

In addition to frantically spinning the photo of Obama leering at an underage girl's buttocks, I notice the media has reached into the back of the story refrigerator to unwrap another "Bush spied on people" story, stick it into the microwave and hit the REHEAT button. Although loudly hyped by the AP, the story reveals almost nothing we didn't already know; it's just a new commentary on an old story. They're pretty desperate to get the public to forget about Obama's failures and get them back focused on hating Bush, because that's pretty much all they got.

Weekend Linkfest

Moonbattery: Newsweek Claims Obama More Catholic Than The Pope

Michelle Malkin: The Ghoulish Spirit Of Margaret Sanger Lives

Gateway Pundit: Unemployment At 9.5%, Obama Says Stimulus Working

Jammie Wearing Fool: Bammy's Booty Call

Founding Bloggers: Carbon Brownshirts Coming Soon

Hot Air: Electric Cars Won't Reduce Carbon Emissions

Iowahawk: Fans Flock To Mourn California

IMAO: Conservative Solutions To Sissy Liberal Problems

Friday's Funny: Uncle Jemima

Who knows? It could go great with pancakes.

Ted Nugent Talks the 2nd Amendment

Moonbats will simply not understand the need for citizens to defend themselves.

Independence Day T.E.A. Parties

This 4th of July, while Obama was trying to claim he's not a socialist (har-dee-har-har) and while the left was (still) attacking Sarah Palin after her resignation announcement, patriotic Americans were taking to the streets before the fireworks went off to protest the government's reckless fiscal policy and other forms of Obamunism. Here's some of the best of the protests from all across the nation.

Chicago, IL - Courtesy of Founding Bloggers



San Jose, CA - In otherwise the heart of the Obamanation, non-lemmings are speaking out.



Bloomington, IN



Ft. Lauderdale, FL - The South Florida Tea Party



Raleigh, NC - This is one of my favorite posters here.



Phoenix and Tucson Arizona - Even though the mercury was in the 100's, thousands showed up.





St. Louis, MO - Courtesy of Jim at Gateway Pundit



Dallas, TX - More fed up taxpayers.



No doubt Nappy Napolitano and her fellow moonbats took notice and added these fine citizens to their list. After all, come 2012, they may be in the same unemployment line they've put millions of Americans in so far.

Reminder

The same left wing that attacks Sarah Palin considers this man an intelligent, dignified statesman:

Independence Day Weekend Linkfest

Two hundered and thirty three years ago, a group of great men came together to bring forth a new system of government unlike any other in history and a political document that entitles that our rights are not given by men but by God and based on that, men could not take away those inailable rights.

But more and more we see our rights handed down by Divine Providence clarified in the Constitution trampled on every day by the ruling class. On today, our Independence Day, while you're enjoying the fireworks and a barbeque with the family, just think of how our Founders would think of today's government and politicians and how we can try to restore some liberty that these men fought for.

And now, the Weekend Linkfest. Lots of good stuff and big news here, so enjoy.

Michelle Malkin: Independence Day: America Turns 233

Wizbang: What Independence Are We Celebrating Anyway?

Hot Air: Is Palin's National Political Career Over?

Gateway Pundit: Huffington Posts Celebrates Palin's Resignation With Retard Jokes

Doug Ross: Deranged Leftist Bloggers Photoshop Trig Palin

Moonbattery: Obama's America Backs Tyranny Over Liberty

The Jawa Report: A Tale Of Two Helens

Teh Resistance: Rick Perry Explains How It's Done

IMAO: Obama Apologizes For Declaration Of Indepenence

Steven Crowder: Obama and North Korea (with Lil' Kim)

Iowahawk: Virgin Americans Vow Fight Against Cap And Trade Sacrifices

A True Obamanation: The Lord Of The Left Wing - Part I

Innominatus: A Barry Alternate Universe

Have a safe and happy Indepenence Day.

Friday Funny: Billy Mays

This is one of the funniest things TV spokesyeller Billy Mays ever did. I thought this would be a good tribute to him with him displaying some self-depreciating humor at a Mickey D's drive-thru.



R.I.P. Billy Mays.

A Question For Liberals (Now With Polling Goodness!)

I have but one question for those who troll here sometimes who voted for the most leftist president we've ever had the misery of having lead the nation: Why do you hate my country so much to let what has happened go on? I have put up a poll for the answer, because there's only a few choices there from what I have experienced when it comes to Obamunists. Either you are a loser who wants Big Daddy Gub'Mint handing everything to you on a silver platter, a terrorist (or terrorist sympathizer) who wants the country to be destroyed, a "one world" numbnut who wears Birkenstocks and would love America to become a turd-world nation, or a complete drooling imbecile.

Note to my conservative readers, again, this poll is ONLY for liberals, so that they may explain their idiocy.

Why Do You Hate My Country?
	Because I am a loser who lives in my parents' basement.
	Because I am an Islamic terrorist and want America to lose the war on terrorism.
	Because I am a "one world citizen" and want America to be on the same level economically as Zimbabwe.
	Drrrr... O-BAMA!!! *drools*
Free polls from Pollhost.com

WTFF?

When the leftist Honduran president tries to defy his country's laws and supreme court to remain in power despite term limits, Obama is on his side.

But when the president of Niger dissolves his country's supreme court so he can stay in power despite term limits, Obama says it's a threat to democracy?

Don't Question Their Patriotism

First, the Democratic Circus... errr, State Senate of New York refusing to stand for the Pledge Of Allegiance (note one man trying to stand and getting pulled back down by a fellow Marxist at 0:51). But don't ever question their patriotism.



And love of country as demonstrated by their Ear Leader...




The only allegiance the Dimocraps have is to themselves and screw the country. I can only hope this video goes out to enough New Yorkers with a mere inkling of patriotism to bring out the torches and pitchforks come November of 2010.

Hat tip to Moonbattery.

And a note to my loyal readers (all 16 of you), I've been extremely busy with family and work so my apologies for not keeping up the last couple of weeks.

Minnesota's Joke On The Rest Of America

As of today, Al Franken has been installed as the new senator from Minnesota. Am I supposed to be laughing? This is even as unfunny as his Stuart Smalley routine.

As an added bonus, this gives the Dims a 60 vote filibuster proof Senate with which they can do practically anything to the American people. Minnesota must be so proud to be more of a joke then California right now.