In Soviet Russia, Money Spends You

A new Rasmussen poll finds only 53% of Americans believe capitalism is better than socialism.

I guess this is what happens when years upon years the leftists along with the help of the media have been lambasting capitalism at every turn. But for those who don't know any better I came across this a few years ago and it needs to be brought up again.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.

I'd rather have the ability to do what I want with my cows without the government regulating telling me what I should do, and that is no bull.