Democrat Approved Interrogation Methods

Since dripping water on a terrorist's nose for a few seconds, sleep deprivation, face slapping, and blasting the Barney Song is too harsh for liberals to stand when it comes to getting information out of the enemy, the Obama Administration would certainly approve these measures of coercive interrogation.


* Tickling rapidly with a feather (provided that tickling is performed by a child);

* Allowing the detainee to watch only reruns of Gilligan's Island;

* Limit dessert selection to Apple Pie Cobbler (whipped cream is not permitted);

* Have Michael Bolton perform in the detainee's cell;

* Prevent thermostat that controls cell air-conditioning from being set lower than 72°;

* Embroider prayer mats with tiny pictures of George W. Bush;


Hat tip to Doug Ross

Summing Up 0bama's 100 Daze

It's been one big turd sandwich, and the American people are refusing to eat another bite and say it's delicious.

When the Anointed One had his Immaculate Innauguration address, he said Americans would have to accept sacrifice and responsibility. More do as I say, not as I do mentality of the Left. His inauguration was triple the cost of even George W. Bush's inauguration in a time of economic downturn.

One of the first orders of business, close Gitmo and give terrorists detained there the same rights as Americans and open our courtrooms to these savages. Think Johnny Cochran would defend Khalid Sheik Mohammed? In Obama's America, YES HE CAN!

Second order of business: Kill babies. January 26th he lifted a ban on federal funds going to pay for abortions worldwide and then turned his sight towards federally funding destroying embryos for non useful stem cells. I think I have a good idea now of what Obama's healthcare will be like.

Obama promised integrity and openness in government. But wait! He appointed members to his cabinet who had a history of cheating on their taxes including one to head the I.R.S.! A nice big cup of irony right there.

Obama in February at the Peoria, IL Caterpillar company claimed that the 2009 Rape The Economy Act would save jobs. Not so fast. Caterpillar CEO Jim Owens later clarifies. "The truth is we're going to have more layoffs before we start hiring again," he says, to Obama’s chagrin.

Obama’s promise of a 48-hour review period for all legislation is tossed by the wayside. During debate over the revised stimulus bill, House Minority Leader John Boehner dramatically throws the 1,100-page document to the ground, charging that not a single member of Congress has had time to read the $787 billion spending measure. To be fair, it's a pretty hard bill to read when you've got 1100 pages to read in one night's time.

Obama genuflects so low to Saudi King Abdullah that he just about scrapes his chin. Later, an Obama aide insists: "It wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's taller than King Abdullah." Who are you going to believe? Obama or your lying eyes?

When untold thousands rally nationwide to protest excessive taxation, the White House tries to ignore the whole issue, hoping it will go away. ABC News reports the president “is unaware of the tea parties." Tea Parties? What Tea Parties? Oh! THOSE Tea Parties where over 600,000 Americans (yours truly included) attended the rallies against big government and massive spending. DHS head under 0bama Janet Ren.... err... Napalitano noticed, and called us all "right wing extremists".

During the month of April, Obama embarked on a worldwide America Sucks tour in which he verbally attacked his own country time and time again and palled around with foreign despots Hugo Chavez and Daniel Ortega. He's still waiting to go fishing and talking about The Great Satan with Ahmadinejad.

Not to mention Obama claims to be cutting the deficit by the end of his first term. Kind of hard to do when he has quadrupled it! Where's that money gonna come from ya think?

So there you have it. 100 days of massive government spending, botched and pacifist foreign policy, and complete moonbattery and idiocy (that part would be funny if it didn't screw America). We gave him a chance, just like the lemmings were saying when we conservatives were "trashing" Nobama when he took their reins of this country and steered it off the cliff. "Oh, just give him a chance! How bad could he be! At least he's not Bush!" This is just 100 days. We will have a huge mess on our hands to clean up after a few more hundred days.

The Slogan for the PA Senate Race in 2010

Arlen Specter - Old and Busted



Pat Toomey - New Hotness

More Obama Constituents

More mugshots of followers of the Anointed One: 100 Daze Edition. From The Smoking Gun:

From The Conservative Dominion

If Obama's worrying about filling quotas for his national civilian army, he doesn't have to look too far.

Hat tip to Moonbattery

Innominatus's Take On Barry's 100 Daze

This made me laugh my ass off. Just about as funny as anything on Iowahawk or IMAO. And certainly more realistic than portraying Nobama as a Messiah. Read the script, and try not to get any Coke on your monitor:

[Obama, to himself] "Hmmm. 100 days already. By my calculations, my first year in office is already 27.4% passed. Dang! That means my first term is already almost 7% passed! Where did the time go?!? At this rate, my 10 years in office are already almost 3% elapsed! There's still so much to do!"

[Michelle O] "Hurry up in there! Get your scrawny behind outta that bathroom!"

[Obama] "Almost done. One last thing!" [Looks in mirror] "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the coolest Prez of all?" [Admires reflection] "That's what I thought."

[Obama] "All yours. And babe, I really love that extra mirror you had installed in the bathroom."

[Michelle O] "Fool! I put that mirror up there for ME! So I can see my sculpted body from every angle! Quit wasting it on yourself!"

[Obama] "Sorry. I'm headed down to the oval office for soundcheck."

Check out the rest here over at Innominatus's blog.

Hollywood's Opinion on Gay Marriage Means About as Much as the Taliban's Position on Religious Tolerance

OK, so flaming-chunk-of-human excrement Perez Hilton (Who? Yeah, that was my response) calls Carrie Prejean a "Dumb B!tch" for not kowtowing to the left-wing line on gay marriage. Then, some C-list Hollywood talent is going around making videos show-casing their support of Gay Marriage. As the song goes, "Who the hell cares?"

Let's put Hollywood morality in context, shall we? What are the social values of these people who think legalizing Sodomic and Sapphic Marriage is so virtuous:

• The entertainment media has mainstreamed pronographic film performers like Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy.


• The entertainment media celebrate casual sex and serial adultery (think Friends, Sluts in the City, or any number of similar movies and shows).


• The entertainment media supports convicted child molester Victor Salva by hiring and promoting his films.


• The industry promotes prostitutes as positive role models, and glamorizes the sex-for-pay industry. (Think Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman or the whore brigade in Sin City.)

At the same time dysfunctional behavior is celebrated by Hollywood, healthy and positive social behavior ... delayed gratification, personal responsibility, monogamous commitment... are routinely ridiculed and insulted (Bill Maher: Monogamy is a lie. Scarlett Johanssen: Monogamy is unnatural).

These are the same people who fly around on private jets telling us that Global Warming will kill the planet. So, I must ask again, who the Hell cares how these pampered, spoiled, vapid, greedy, hypocritical sleazes and sluts feel about marriage?

Multiculturalism Under Fire

A familiar web acronym comes to mind when viewing this clip below. WTF!



Of course Oregon has no clear answer. Let it burn. Maybe then they'd learn their lesson.

Hat tip to The Big Dog.

Obamacare Is Bad Medicine

For the leftist lemmings that think Obamacare is the road to the future, I stumbled upon this piece while blogsurfing. It comes from a Malaysian blog, Vivalive talking about a recent emergency room trip for his father who may have been suffering under an abnormal cardiac condition:

After spending the first 20 minutes for the preparation of admission and documentation, including BP (Blood Pressure) test and ECG (Electrocardiogram), he waited for more than 2 hours for a doctor's turn to see him.

10 minutes later, he was asked to take his blood test and he waited for another 2.5 hours for the blood test result before his turn to see the doctor again.

My friend's dad asked the doctor on duty why the patients have to go through all these unnecessary waiting time. The doctor replied, there were only 2 doctors on duty and they have to sacrifice dinner time to cope with the number of patients.

When asked further, she said they have spoken many times to the management and appealed for more staff ( doctors & nurses etc) to be on duty but were ignored.The doctor even encouraged him to do a research and make a comparison with other hospital what will be the waiting from admission until you are able to see a doctor.

Surely this is what we will come to see if Obama gets his way with rationing healthcare in America and more. Taxes will go up, government will grow and become more intrusive, medicine and therapy will not be as proficient, and the healthcare profession will not be as lucrative or as rewarding to work in. In the end, the ones who will suffer the most are the very people seeking treatment.

This is very important. This is the health of all Americans Obama and his administration is toying with. And if you like that idea, you'll find out how expensive it is when healthcare is "free".

Weekend Linkfest

Wizbang: The 100 Day War On America

Gateway Pundit: President Thin-Skin Threatens GOP... will enact socialist national healthcare rationing. (call it what it is)

Moonbattery: Look Who's Disarming Us

Ace of Spades: Nancy Pelosi - "I Don't Know Nothin' About Waterboardin' No Jihadis"

Teh Resistance: Eight Most Obnoxious Hollywood Leftists. (only eight?)

Six Meat Buffet: I See A Firm Handshake In North Korea's Future

IMAO: We Should Torture People Who Are Against Torturing Terrorists

Protein Wisdom: Dennis Prager sweeps the floor with Paris... err.. Perez Hilton in a gay marriage debate.

Ed Morrisey: J.C. Penny Catches Hope n' Change Fever. Call it NoBama Bling.

Death By 1000 Papercuts: Aussie eco-nut turns wombat turds into paper. Disgusting. Hope they don't make envelopes you still have to lick.

The Wide Awakes: Some funny photoshops and comics that are Friday Funny material.

And last but not least, the latest Steven Crowder video. Enjoy.

So, What Interrogations Techniques Are Allowed, Then?

Chairman Zero has adopted the Far Left definition of torture, which is anything that brings even momentary discomfort to a bloodthirsty terrorist.

So, suppose the military or the CIA capture an Al Qaeda kingpin who has knowledge of a forthcoming suicide bomb attack that will kill thousands of Americans. We know that Bam-Bam has ruled out waterboarding, face-grabbing, sleep deprivation, prolonged standing, "caterpillaring" and any other coercive means of interrogation. What else is left?

• Saying "Please."


• Saying "Pretty Please."


• Saying "Pretty Please with Sugar on it."


• A promise of immunity from prosecution. (Yeah, that'll work on a fanatical jihadist.)


• Saying, "I'll be your friend." (But only if you really mean it.)


• Offering to let him play with a puppy. (Oh, wait, dogs are haram.)


• Making big sad Puss 'n' Boots from Shrek eyes.


• Promising he won't be sent to Gitmo... oh, wait, Gitmo's closed.


• Promising him comfortable prison accommodations... oh, wait, he has to get those anyway.


• Offering him tickets to Seussical.

Frankly, I have no faith that any of these techniques will work.

Thousands will die, but smug liberals will still be proud of themselves for not putting a terrorist in a cell with a caterpillar or slapping him lightly around the face.

Isn't liberal piety worth a few thousand corpses of innocent people?

Friday's Funny: Political Demotivational Pics

I thought for a twist I'd bring some politics to the Friday Funny section. I've received a few requests for some political "demotivational posters", so I've perused around the Interwebs for some and made a few others. Enjoy.

Waterboarding Saves Lives

Just imagine if some short time after 9/11 that another large city like Los Angeles was struck by a terrorist attack of the same grand scale that happened in New York City in 2001. Of course, we all remember that day of infamy, right? Almost 3,000 lives were quickly snuffed out due to attacks by Islamists who hated this country. Commerce stopped for days, 2 landmark buildings in The Big Apple were turned to rubble, and just about every American was watching the news 24/7 wondering what was coming next.

What Al-Queda had in store was an attack on Los Angeles, specifically "The Library Tower" in L.A. The information came from, yes, waterboarding the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, Khalid Sheik Mohammed and another top Al-Queda terrorist Abu Zubaydah. Without this harsh interrogation technique, we might not have received the info needed to save lives as KSM was quick to have his lips sealed. As a matter of fact, before he was waterboarded KSM was asked about future planned attacks on the United States, he ominously told his CIA interrogators, "Soon, you will know."

You can check out the CIA memo about waterboarding here.

This is Los Angeles. A liberal Mecca where I'm sure the majority of folks who work and reside there think of waterboarding as torture and should not be applied when it comes to trying to extract crucial information from otherwise uncooperative terrorists. Shouldn't they at least be grateful that this interrogation method saved their city and the lives of their friends and families? Let me put it this way. I'd rather be waterboarded alongside the savages if I knew it was going to save lives then just hope that they change their minds against attacking.

Hat tip to Right Pundits.

Reading For Earth Day

Via I Own The World.

Also if you want a laugh, check out IMAO's 10 Simple Things To Save The Earth post.

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna throw some more styrofoam on the fire. Kind of chilly this morning.

Happy Unicorn Killer Day

The founder of "Earth Day" has some dirty little secrets. You don't see the eco-nutjobs celebrating this event every year (but they celebrate Lenin's anniversary at the same time). Certainly Holly Maddux won't be celebrating.

Earth Day is typical of the hypocritical left. Einhorn was all about peace and love and free weed and crappy hippy music, but in the end he is known for being the Unicorn Killer. But if it makes you feel better to throw your Coke can in the recycling bin instead of the trash can, do it. Just don't give credit to this sham of a day while trying to do something decent.

The Dhimmitude of the Left

Think Progress is a weblog sponsored by the far left "Center for American Progress," set up by Clintonista John Podesta to advance progressive fascism. The weblog's stated objective is to "'provide[s] a forum that advances progressive ideas and policies.'"

Apparently, part of advancing Progressive ideas is to advance Islam while shutting down Christianity, because Think Progress sez; Public Prayers to Jesus bad. Public Prayers to Allah good.

The "reasoning" that Think Progress provides is that 'Allah' is generic whereas 'Jesus' is a brand-name. Horsesh-t! The truth is, the left has a fetish for things foreign, exotic, and repressive; Islam, communism... and an aversion to faith and values associated with the Western culture they despise.

One would think a "Progressive" organization would have problems with a religion that oppresses women, stones gays to death, and enforces a rigid social hierarchy... but only if one completely misunderstands what progressivism is really about.

Poor Kid Never Had a Puppy

The Associated Press is doing its part to rehabilitate the image of the poor oppressed pirates of the Gulf of Aden. The Ass Press is unfamiliar with the copyright concept of "fair use," and gets pissy if anyone quotes their content. So let me summarize the report by MOHAMED OLAD HASSAN and MALKHADIR M. MUHUMED, who obviously could not possibly have any motivation to whitewash the stories of Islamist pirates.

• The poor kid was very smart, but quiet... and just like you liberals out there, he probably resented the popular kids and was too shy to ask a girl to prom.
  
• He liked foreign movies ... just like an art house liberal.
  
• Those pirates tricked him into becoming a pirate... probably by convincing him they were with Greenpeace or something.

The left-wing press has a unique faculty for creating sympathy for perpetrators and contempt for victims.

Need For Authors

Due to my hectic schedule with family, working, and other things I do, I am looking to recruit more bloggers to join TCD. I actually started The Conservative Dominion in hopes of gaining more momentum for the conservative movement and reaching out to those who aren't that informed when it comes to current political events, and wanted to not only do this myself, but to have others come on board so they can help spread the word too.

If you'd like to join as an author at TCD, send me an e-mail or comment here. If you have a blog already, I'll be more than happy to add you to the blogroll as well. But you must know some HTML, be a conservative - not a psudeo conservative (e.g. David Brooks, David Frum), and be original in your posting, and can post sometime between Monday and Thursday. I've already invited Gregory of Yarddale from Teh Resistance to join the TCD team (he has a great blog) as I am cross posting a bit over there for him.

So leave a comment or e-mail me with your info (email address, name of blog, etc.) and I'll be more than happy to see to it that TCD is a family of like minded bloggers attempting to take back America. God bless.

Put Down The Big Mac Or You'll Kill The Planet

My jaw dropped when I read this on Drudge this morning. Here's a snippet from the UK Sun:

THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.

Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

Global warming has been blamed on a lot of things, from cars to cow farts. I haven't seen them blame overweight people until this morning. I shudder to think what the solution would be. Government imposed food rations? A government approved Sweating To The Oldies for the "earth killers"? No, it won't be anything that tyrannical (yet). Right now, they just want your money in the form of "carbon offsets". I can just see Al Bore (who needs to lose that tank ass and double chin himself) now going to a Weight Watcher's initiation with a bunch of guilty leftists who need to lose the L.B.s "For that extra helping you get at supper, you need to contribute X amount of dollars".

Doug Ross has followed the money and provides the cold hard scientific facts that show temperatures are falling while CO2 (which hardly makes up a greenhouse gas) levels are slightly rising. So far only 34% of Americans right now believe that global warming (or climate change for those who really want to dupe the masses) is happening because of mankind. But they are trying their hardest to get other lemmings to march off the cliff.

So when a eco-nut asks you about Global Warming (or as they prefer "Climate Change", just tell them that they better find a way to regulate this thing:

Obama's Worldwide America Sucks Tour

Since the beginning of April, Chairman Zero has been on a worldwide tour to apologize for us gun totting Bible clingers. In Europe he said that our country has been dismissive of our allies and even arrogant. While in Europe, he rejects going to visit the beaches of Normandy for fear of offending the Germans.

That's not the way it's always been. Past presidents have reached out to our European allies to expand freedom and promote liberty to not only help us, but to help them as well. Moonbattery has uploaded a video here from back April 12th to compare and contrast past visits by American presidents to Europe.




Then Nobama goes on a meeting of the Americas, blames our gun laws for the drug cartels in Mexico, shakes hands gladly with the eggplant head dictator from Venezuela, and sits idly by while Commie ruler Daniel Ortega unleashes on a 50 minute tirade against America for it's "racism" and "suffocating economic policies against Central America". Not once defends this great nation, but is only glad he didn't get blamed.

This is truly something. We have elected a president who hates this country to run it. I'm sure North Korea and Vietnam will be next on his America Sucks '09 tour.

Weekend Linkfest

Michelle Malkin: The Million Taxpayer March.

The Other McCain: You Might Be A Right-Wing Extremist If...

The Resistance: 10 Things You Didn't See At The TEA Parties (very funny and true)

Moonbattery: Liberal Bureaucrat Calls Tea Parties Shameful and Despicable

Jim Treacher: Red Eye goes off on leftist media and their gay innuendo of the TEA parties.

Blogging While Republican: My local media is arithmetically challenged.

Gateway Pundit: (Here we go again!) Obama Refuses To Defend America From Marxist Tirade

Sweetness and Light: Obama To Regulate CO2 As A Pollutant. (Better stop exhaling if you want to save the planet!)

Doug Ross: What the DHS report would look like 233 years ago.

The Anti-Iditorian Rottweiler: Guns For Me, But Not For Thee

Wizbang: Sarah Palin's Speech To Indiana Pro-Life Group. (It's worth watching in it's entirety)

Say Anything: Unhinged leftist garden gnome Janeane Godawfulho lies again.

Ace Of Spades: Ace goes off on "hipsters"??

A True Obamanation: DHS Reveals New Seal And Threat Table (Check the sidebar and click on the icon!)

Weasel Zippers: Nevada Democrat Finds Something New To Tax - activities at brothels (NSFW: language)

Iowahawk: Red Scare

IMAO: Know Thy Enemy - Pirates