Check Out The Big Brain On Barry

During last night's snoozefest in front of the nation, Nobama chucked his usual trusty glass TelePrompters on either side of his podium for a JumoPrompter. A large 42 inch LCD TV positioned in the back of the White House press room.

I guess this was good for those who got tired of seeing Obama's head going back and forth like he was watching a tennis match while doing a speech, but he scraped it for a straight glare to make it seem as though he was talking to the American people. "Oh, but he speaks so good! He's the 21st century's best orator!" Yeah, we've seen him speak so well without help. "It's good to have a president who cares what he says, unlike that damned Bush!!!" So we give him a Coke because he can read off a screen. Whoopee doo. So can my 7 year old nephew (although it'd be funny if someone hacked it to read "I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED").

UPDATE: Just as Obama's TelePrompter got its' own blog after he was exposed for the Reader In Chief he is, there is another blog from JumboPrompter's perspective.